Wednesday, May 29, 2019

5/28/2015
Ben: mom, can I have a new butt? Mine has a crack in it! 
OMG! Where does he come up with this?!?

Wednesday, April 24, 2019

04/24/2012
Maddie passed gas: "What was that?!? Oh that was me!"
So eloquent. Such a little lady.

Thursday, April 18, 2019

4/18/2015
My children are so weird.... especially the boy.
Ben was trying to touch his eye with his tongue and I said to start with the nose because it's closer and he tried to touch his nose to his eye...

Monday, April 15, 2019

Ben: Mommy, I hear the Wonder Pets song.

Mommmy: But there isn't music playing, where do you hear it?

Ben: In my ears.

Mommy: You mean in your head?

Ben: Yes, in my ears.
Mom: Don't you want to wear your mask trick-or-treating?

Ben: No, my mask is tired.

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Baby Bears

Maddie: Mommy I have 2 bears. One is in the cage but this one (in her hand) is a cry baby. I had to return tge mommy and daddy to the pet store.

She is too cute and too serious...

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Maddie: We are building a nest for eggs. I pooped them out.