Ben: I was swimming! I opened my eye under the water!
Mom: How did that feel?
Ben: I saw feet! And floats!

Ben: Mommy, I hear the Wonder Pets song.

Mommmy: But there isn't music playing, where do you hear it?

Ben: In my ears.

Mommy: You mean in your head?

Ben: Yes, in my ears.

(During a thunderstorm)

Mom: What would you like, the train or the plane?

Ben: The train because it is hailing.

...I don't see the logic. Can anyone help me?

Ben talking to Maddie: "I am awesome. You are pretty but I am awesome."

After having a big bowl of mac & cheese put in front of him Ben says "That's a lucky man!"

Ben: This is clothes. This is what I am going to marry the princess in.

Mommy: You are going to marry the princess in your McQueen garage shirt?

Ben: Yes.

"Say cheese" - He is pretending it is a camera.
The funniest part of this is besides the fact he is holding a block of cheese? He has no idea how ironic it is.