I have a game: if you clap you loose, of you smell your feet you win. Its calles Smell My Feet

Maddie: I had a silly dream last night.

Ben: Was is about dragon crabs?

Maddie: Yes.

Ben: Did you take his underpants?

Maddie: No, he turned around and I spanked him!

From Maddie:

My butt isn't working. The poop isn't coming out!

While trying to explain Kesha's song "Blow" and blowing the roof off, Ben says: "But dinosaurs eat roofs off."

Ben's nose was peeling from a slight sun burn. As I was putting some lotion on his face he asked me if I could see his bones! :)

Ben: I was swimming! I opened my eye under the water!
Mom: How did that feel?
Ben: I saw feet! And floats!

Ben: Mommy, I hear the Wonder Pets song.

Mommmy: But there isn't music playing, where do you hear it?

Ben: In my ears.

Mommy: You mean in your head?

Ben: Yes, in my ears.