Mom: What movie is R2D2 from?

Ben: Star Whores!

Mom: Don't you want to wear your mask trick-or-treating?

Ben: No, my mask is tired.

Ben: Mom, I need to go to the eye doctor.
Mom: Why honey?
Ben: I need a new eyeball.

Because of some car trouble, my cousin Todd had to drive Ben home from the lake while Maddie and I rode in a different car. Now keep in mind that Todd is part Native American and Ben is blonde hair, blue eyes. When they stopped at a rest stop for a potty break, Todd took Ben into the restroom:

Ben (in a pathetic voice): I want my daddy.

Todd (in a panic voice): We are on our way home to see Daddy, your mom is right behind us!

Other men just looked at Todd with a curious look....

My favorite animal at the zoo for Ben to say: Rhino-ocerous (Rhinoceros)

Ben: I got you! I am going to eat your fingers!

Mom: NOOO!

Ben: I'm sorry Mommy!

(At least he won't be an evil genius)

Ben: Mom, I need to go to the circus.

Mom: Ok. Let's finish dinner, then we are going to go to the circus.

Ben: Mom, I need to go to the circus.

Mom: Eat your chicken nuggets and we can go to the circus.

Ben: Okay. Okay. (Exasperated)

Mom: Sigh. (Is he really getting an attitude with me? :o) )