Ben: This is clothes. This is what I am going to marry the princess in.

Mommy: You are going to marry the princess in your McQueen garage shirt?

Ben: Yes.

"Say cheese" - He is pretending it is a camera.
The funniest part of this is besides the fact he is holding a block of cheese? He has no idea how ironic it is.

Ben's theory on cooking waffles: The toaster eats the waffles, then throws them up.

Oh the joys of raising a boy...

Ben: Mommy, why do you have dirt on your eyes?

Mommy: It isn't dirt, it is make up.

Ben: What is make up?

You can tell how often I wear make up...

He also recoiled when I tried to give him a kiss with the make up on.

We have a lot of fog this morning. Ben walked out of the house this morning waving his game around to clear the fog!

Mom: What movie is R2D2 from?

Ben: Star Whores!

Mom: Don't you want to wear your mask trick-or-treating?

Ben: No, my mask is tired.