Maddie: I hurt my bones. Bones are made of plastic. Right?

Ben: Are we staying in a tent?
Mommy: No we are staying in a hotel.
Ben: But that is where the devil lives.
Mommy: ????
Ben: The devil lives in hell.
Mommy: No, HOTEL.

Ben: I don't like peanuts!

Why?

Ben: Because they are for elephants!

Ben

I can't do it, I am a little-up and you are a grown-up.

"Weird looking trees" and "hay houses" according to Ben and Maddie

From Maddie

While talking to a friends mom:
Me: This is Janet's mom
Maddie: Are you are a grandma? You are old, you are going to die.

After running through a torrential downpour into the Y Ben says: "I did NOT see that coming!!"