Because of some car trouble, my cousin Todd had to drive Ben home from the lake while Maddie and I rode in a different car. Now keep in mind that Todd is part Native American and Ben is blonde hair, blue eyes. When they stopped at a rest stop for a potty break, Todd took Ben into the restroom:

Ben (in a pathetic voice): I want my daddy.

Todd (in a panic voice): We are on our way home to see Daddy, your mom is right behind us!

Other men just looked at Todd with a curious look....