04/24/2012
Maddie passed gas: "What was that?!? Oh that was me!"
So eloquent. Such a little lady.

4/18/2015

My children are so weird.... especially the boy.

Ben was trying to touch his eye with his tongue and I said to start with the nose because it's closer and he tried to touch his nose to his eye...

Ben: Mommy, I hear the Wonder Pets song.

Mommmy: But there isn't music playing, where do you hear it?

Ben: In my ears.

Mommy: You mean in your head?

Ben: Yes, in my ears.

Mom: Don't you want to wear your mask trick-or-treating?

Ben: No, my mask is tired.