Baby Bears

Maddie: Mommy I have 2 bears. One is in the cage but this one (in her hand) is a cry baby. I had to return tge mommy and daddy to the pet store.

She is too cute and too serious...

Maddie: We are building a nest for eggs. I pooped them out.

Maddie: I hurt my bones. Bones are made of plastic. Right?

Ben: Are we staying in a tent?
Mommy: No we are staying in a hotel.
Ben: But that is where the devil lives.
Mommy: ????
Ben: The devil lives in hell.
Mommy: No, HOTEL.

Ben: I don't like peanuts!

Why?

Ben: Because they are for elephants!

Ben

I can't do it, I am a little-up and you are a grown-up.

"Weird looking trees" and "hay houses" according to Ben and Maddie