Ben's theory on cooking waffles: The toaster eats the waffles, then throws them up.

Oh the joys of raising a boy...

Ben: Mommy, why do you have dirt on your eyes?

Mommy: It isn't dirt, it is make up.

Ben: What is make up?

You can tell how often I wear make up...

He also recoiled when I tried to give him a kiss with the make up on.