Maddie: Can we go to the North Pole to see Santa?

Mommy: No sweetie, it is too cold and too far.

Maddie: But I like cold and far. Its my favorite!

Mom: Do you want eggs?

Maddie: Ew, that's gross! Birdies live in eggs!

Ben: what letter comes after h?

Mom: I

Ben: Good job!!

I have a game: if you clap you loose, of you smell your feet you win. Its calles Smell My Feet

Maddie: I had a silly dream last night.

Ben: Was is about dragon crabs?

Maddie: Yes.

Ben: Did you take his underpants?

Maddie: No, he turned around and I spanked him!

From Maddie:

My butt isn't working. The poop isn't coming out!

While trying to explain Kesha's song "Blow" and blowing the roof off, Ben says: "But dinosaurs eat roofs off."